I dont usually do personal posts, but i had to get this one off my chest. Hope you enjoy…
I never want to see one again....
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This year is a series of “lasts”. Every day is a last day of it’s kind for me in my last year of highschool. Today was my last pancake Tuesday thank goodness.
ERIN’S DAY IN QUOTATION FORM
Mum/Dad: (repeated refrain) “I don’t like you going to Shepp today. You’re missing out on too much school. Stop doing extras for people”
Annie: “Erin, can you just oversee the making of the pancakes for the first two periods?”
Erin: “But I’m the worst cook in the world. I burn crumpets”
Lyam: “I had a girlfriend in prep to grade two.”
Choir girls (on the way to Shepp, repeated refrain): “Maccas Maccas Maccas. Can’t wait for Maccas”
Ms Zierk; “What is it with country people and their fixation with Maccas?”
Erin (spontaneously introducing choir song): “This song is about peace cos you know that’s what we’re all about”
Kerry (Boss of Pancakes): “Just fold these boxes”
Erin: “Best jobs go to Notre Dame kids again”
Ms Zierk Choir Master Extraordinaire (to mysterious handsome stranger): “Oh hello there”
Choir girls: “Is that Ms Zierk’s man-friend?”
Mz Zierk: “I’ll give you three guesses and no he’s not my cousin”
Choir Girls “Erin please don’t do interpretive dance in the middle of Shepp”
Reporter for the Shepp News: “May I interview you for our opinion poll?”
Erin: “Sure”
Reporter: “Are you going to Bush Week?”
Erin (thinks this question quite silly): “I haven’t even heard of it”
Choir Girls: “We’re not doing anything now let’s go to Maccas”
Erin: “But I have to do that Presentation thing representing the school that there was all this conflict over yesterday”
Ms Zierk: “It’s at 12.30 we have time”
Ms. Zierk: “It’s twenty past twelve you should go now”
Shon: “WHERE WERE YOU ERIN YOU MISSED IT! I HAD TO DO IT ALL BY MYSELF AND I WAS HANDING OUT BOXES AND THE BISHOP WAS THERE AND EVERYTHING”
Erin: “I was at Maccas”
Shon: “MACCAS?!!!!”
Erin: According to the clock I’m still early for it anyway. Don’t tell anyone about this Shon please”
Back at School
Erin: “I don’t think I can stomach another pancake”
Random curly haired yr 7 guy: “Can you pour maple syrup in my mouth?”
Erin: “Only if you do interpretive dance”
*random yr 7 dude does interpretive dance*
Lucy: “OMG Erin Mrs T’s like so mad you went to Maccas. What a rebel”
Erin: “I’m never speaking to Shon again”
Mrs. T: “ERIN! I CANT BELIEVE YOU WERE AT MACCAS WHILE YOU WERE MEANT TO BE…”
Erin: “Shon you are my FBFF: Former Best Friend Forever”
Thomasy: “You just spoke to him”
Erin: “The choir girls wanted to go to Maccas I went with them”
Nikki: “Some school leader you are giving into peer pressure”
Mum and Dad: “Told you. You shouldn’t be doing extra things for people”
Renee: “Erin,. Tomorrow, can you just…”
THE END I WISH